Life Savers

One day, a teacher decided to play a game with her students. She told them to close their eyes and hold out their hands, and she would put a lifesaver into their hands. The children had to guess what flavor. Now, everybody had fun, but they were getting tired of the flavors. So the teacher went out and bought a new flavor called honey lifesavers. When she gave them to the children, no one could guess the flavor, so she decided to give them a clue. "You may hear you parents call each other this sometimes," she said. Afterstating this, one child spit the lifesaver out and said, "Spit it out everybody! They're assholes!'