Ready to Go Home

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it then looked in his pocket and asked for another beer chugged it and looked in his pocket. This went on for a while then the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I will keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."