Ladles and Jellyspoons, welcome to today's grand tour. I shall be your guide. We are starting off
Chez Pooh, under the name "Mr Sanders". Now folks, if you will follow me, as we leave Pooh
Bear's House, we turn right, and follow the path. No, stay on the right. Don't take the left fork! You
might fall into a heffalump trap. Ah! Here we are. Piglet's House. See the sign "Trespassers W". Isn't
that inspiring? Thanks for asking that...Lots of the residents of the forest live in trees. It is one of
those things with forests. Right folks. Enough time here. Follow me. We will keep to the right, and
can see, looking further to our right, a Floody Place. Watch out! Don't walk into those trees! That's
where Pooh and Piglet failed to find a woozle. Keep on. To your left you can see 100 Aker Wood.
To your right is where Eeyore used to live. His Gloomy Place. He has a new house now. Built by
Poohanpiglet. Yes. Over there in 100 Aker Wood is where Owl used to live. But it got blown over
in a storm. Eeyore found the new Wolery. Now we turn right. Follow me. We are heading North.
Towards Christopher Robin's place. If we head further, we go towards the North pole. No we can't
go up there. We might get lost. Instead we follow this path, past some of Rabbit's Friends and
Relations. And here is Rabbit's house. Pooh had an accident with some condensed milk and a
doorway here. To your left are the Six Pine Trees (good place to pick up Poohstick cones, that is).
Behind us, if you follow the other fork, is a tree with some bees, and a gorse bush. They're strange
bees, who make the wrong sort of honey. We continue in this direction to find the Sandy Pit where
Roo was so cruelly snatched from Kanga, and finally to Kanga's house, where she, Roo and Tigger
live. Back down this path, and turn right. We find ourselves back at Pooh's. I hope you all enjoyed
the tour, and will invite your friends over here sometime.
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