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My Rant © Byron Jones |
Don't be afraid of chocolate. It's tasty, it doesn't give you pimples and it contains lots of vitamins. (Well...maybe not that many...well...maybe only one or two, hehe) Drink milk! Yes...it's good for you, I get told off for drinking it and you probably will too but HEY! Do it anyway! Eat lot's of cereal! It's sooo tasty and if you do get in trouble it won't matter because you're gonna be filled with all that cereal goodness! Well...enough about food, onto SCHOOL! Don't drop out, don't fail below 30%, don't fail at all! Study hard and then if you do fail it won't be your fault! Haha. Above all...don't become an English teacher...or any teacher for that matter! The pay sucks and there is to much work to do! Do muck about on your computer! This is the nineties! (Though it will be a little hard to explain that to your parents!) Bill Gates fooled around on his computer all day and yes....NIGHT! See where it got him! And besides, computers are cool so don't miss out on the chance to fully exploit them! Don't live under a fake persona. People notice that you're a fake and will think you're a loser. Don't pretend you're cooler than everyone else and DON'T ignore people who are talking to you! Don't not sign my guestbook! Don't give fake compliments and don't.....do drugs. (Well ahem.....) Byron Jones |