Yet another cute lil funny page

My...uh...Business Card?

(hey!! It's none of your business!!)

Name: Becca

Title: I don't know if I have one...but Aubrey calls me mommy. And silly as it soundst, even some of my friends call me mommy!! But I don't mind, it's kinda nice :-)

My company? I guess it's whoever decides to stop by? It's not like anything important ever goes on around here anyway. I hope maybe you'll stop by sometime an visit me. But make sure you call first.

Where do I live? My house, right here, nowhere else. And lame as it is I don't think I'll ever get out of here!! (how depressing)
The name of the city I live in? I like to call it boring. There's really not much to do around here, that is unless you're 21. And I really don't see myself as the 'bar hoppin' type of gal.

What country do I live in. I don't live in the country. I live in the city, I swear it I do, why would I lie? My Aunt & Uncle live in the country tho, does that count?

e-mail: I have E-mail!!!! and those of you that know my ID should cherish it for all your days it's not something I give out lightly. Besides, would it really be that fun to actually put it on this page?

Phone: Yes..I have a phone. It's a cordless, which sux sometimes cuz the battery runs out. As far as my number goes, like I'm really gonna put my # on a public Web Site (what do you think I'm stupid er sumthin? geesh)

extension: I don't wear hair extentions, it's all natural. As a matter of fact, I've never even dyed my hair. I'm always afraid I'm gonna end up with Orange hair or something, and Orange just really isn't my color. (bleck)

fax: do I have a fax #? and if I do why didn't anyone tell me about it?

I am totally self-employed, that's the best kind of employment!! I like being my own boss. Well actually that's not true, in some ways you could say Aubrey was my boss. She decides when I wake up, when I fix means, when it's time to read books, what TV programs we have to watch AND what time I get to go to bed. (whoever said that mom's are in charge, they lied.)

Type of Business: Well, I guess that depends on what Aubrey or myself want to do at the time being.

Why did I do this? I dunno, why don't you tell me, you're the one who actually had enough composure to read the whole thing!!


Last modified on Mon Jan 29 04:33:04 1996 by Becca.

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