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6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the
         corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
         memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other
         computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
         informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then
         I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
         spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
 

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