Then I discovered
that somewhere inside the wonderful device
lived an amazing
person - her name was Information Please
and there was
nothing she did not know. Information Please
could supply
anybody's number and the correct time.
My first personal experience
with this genie-in-the-bottle
came one day
while my mother was visiting a neighbor.
Amusing myself
at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked
my finger with
a hammer. The pain was terrible, but there
didn't seem
to be any reason in crying because there was no
one home to give sympathy.
I walked around the house
sucking my throbbing
finger, finally arriving at the
stairway - The telephone!
Quickly I ran for the footstool
in the parlor
and dragged it to the landing. Climbing up I
unhooked the
receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear.
Information
Please I said into the mouthpiece just above my
head.
A click or two
and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"Information."
"I hurt my finger.
. ." I wailed into the phone. The tears
came readily
enough now that I had an audience.
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me." I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?"
"No," I replied. "I
hit my finger with the hammer and it
hurts."
"Can you open
your icebox?" she asked. I said I could.
"Then chip off
a little piece of ice and hold it to your
finger."
After that I
called Information Please for everything. I
asked her for
help with my geography and she told me where
Philadelphia
was. She helped me with my math, and she told
me my pet chipmunk
I had caught in the park just the day
before would
eat fruits and nuts.
And there was
the time that Petey, our pet canary died. I
called Information
Please and told her the sad story. She
listened, then
said the usual things grown-ups say to soothe
a child.
But I was unconsoled. Why is it that birds should
sing so beautifully
and bring joy to all families, only to
end up as a heap of
feathers, feet up on the bottom of a
cage?
She must have
sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly,
"Paul, always
remember that there are other worlds to sing
in." Somehow
I felt better.
Another day
I was on the telephone. "Information Please."
"Information," said the now familiar voice.
"How do you spell fix?" I asked.
All this took
place in a small town in the pacific
Northwest.
Then when I was 9 years old, we moved across the
country to Boston.
I missed my friend very much.
Information
Please belonged in that old wooden box back
home, and I
somehow never thought of trying the tall, shiny
new phone that
sat on the hall table.
Yet as I grew
into my teens, the memories of those childhood
conversations
never really left me; often in moments of
doubt and perplexity
I would recall the serene sense of
security I had
then. I appreciated now how patient,
understanding,
and kind she was to have spent her time on a
little boy.
A few years later,
on my way west to college, my plane put
down in Seattle.
I had about half an hour or so between
plane, and I
spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my
sister, who
lived there now. Then without thinking what I
was doing, I
dialed my hometown operator and said,
"Information
Please."
Miraculously,
I heard again the small, clear voice I knew so
well, "Information."
I hadn't planned this but I heard
myself saying,
"Could you tell me please how-to spell fix?"
There was a long
pause. Then came the soft spoken answer,
"I guess that
your finger must have healed by now.
I laughed, "So
it's really still you," I said. "I wonder if
you have any idea
how much you meant to me during that time.
"I wonder, she
said, if you know how much your calls meant
to me.
I never had any children, and I used to look forward
to your calls.
I told her how
often I had thought of her over the years and
I asked if I
could call her again when I came back to visit
my sister.
"Please do, just ask for Sally."
Just three months
later I was back in Seattle. . .A
different voice
answered Information and I asked for Sally.
"Are you a friend?"
"Yes, a very old friend."
"Then I'm sorry
to have to tell you. Sally has been working
part-time the
last few years because she was sick. She died
five weeks ago."
But before I could hang up she said, "Wait
a minute.
Did you say your name was Paul?"
"Yes."
"Well, Sally
left a message for you. She wrote it down.
Here it is.
I'll read it: 'Tell him I still say there
are
other worlds
to sing in. He'll know what I mean'.
I thanked her
and hung up. I did know what Sally meant.