Whazza u name _________________________    U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________     U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag?  Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
     I Shoota Wun Guize_____   I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
     Protekshun Ragget______   Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Zumdaze??  Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________  Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
             (Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather?  (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses                   1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie       1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz                  1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz                   1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
 (come later when you fool around)   8x10 picchur--Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!

...taken from the archives of The Laffatorium (http://www.laffnow.com)

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