new A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's
best
 friend.   They make love for hours -- wondrous, delightful, satisfying,
 exquisite, passionate love.  Afterwards, they're just lying there,
 each savoring the nearness of the other.
 The telephone rings and, because it's the woman's house, she reaches
 over and picks up the receiver.  Her lover looks over at her and
listens,
 only hearing her side of the conversation.  She is speaking in a cheery
 voice=  "Hello?  Oh, hi!  So glad you called.  Really? That's
wonderful.  I'm
 so happy for you.  Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Buh-bye."
 She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
 "Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me what a wonderful
 time he's having on his fishing trip with you."


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