resolut READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998

* Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names & birthdays

* Read all of the mail from all of the groups I've subscribed to

* Limit my subscriptions of e-mail jokes to a maximum of fifty

* See if there's anything on those 5 1/4" disks really worth saving

* Back-up 5 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly

* Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta

* Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten

* Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk

* Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail

* Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway

* Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today ?" I won't laugh

* Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites

* Try to keep "Hot" Bookmarks under 1,000 entries

* Remember people who use low baud and mhz rates have feelings too

* Stop using  =-)  in all inter-office memos

* Start deleting stuff I haven't used in over 5 years

* Engage in small talk & not mention computers for at least 10 minutes

* Try to think up some new resolutions before next year



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