QUOTES

"If men could get pregnant, 
abortion would be a sacrament."
Germaine Greer

"One should not stand at the foot of a sick persons'
bed, because that place is reservrd for the guardian angel."
Jewish Folk Saying

"I still say a church steeple 
with a lightning rod on top shows a 
lack of confidence."
Doug McLeod

"We have just enough religion tomake
 us hate,but not enough to make us love one another."
Jonathan Swift

"If God did noot exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
Voltaire

"He was a wise man who invented God"
Plato

"Grey hair is Gods Graffiti"
Bill Cosby

"You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a god"
Hirohito,Emperor of Japan(1901-1989)

"My dear child, you must believe in God 
despite what the clergy tells you"
Benjamin Jowett

"Going to church does not make you a Christian
anymore than going to the garage makes you a car"
Laurence J. Peter

"Each of us owes God a death."
Attributed to Humphrey Osmond

"Progress is the process whereby the
human race is getting rid of whiskers, the 
veriform appendix, and God."
H.L. Mericken

"I can see how it might be possible for 
man to look down upon the earth and be an athiest, 
but I cannot conceive how he could look up into 
the heavens and say there is no God."
Abraham Lincoln

"I think the good book is missing some pages."
Tori Amos

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"It is only possible to live happily ever after 
on a day to day basis"
Margaret Bonnano

"There is more to Life than increasing speed."
Mohandas K. Ghandi

"Life is like a grindstone-whether it grings 
you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of"
unknown

"Happiness is the meaning and purpose of life, 
the whole aim and end of human existance"
Unknown

"It is better to die on your feet than to
 live on your knees."
Unknown

"The real problem is, people think life is a
ladder, and its really a wheel."
Pat Cadigan from "Johnny Come Home"

"The strongest foundation for ones life, and 
cornerstone for reality is often a dream."
Jim Beggs

"You can't fulfill every dream, so you
leave half for your dreams, and half for real life."
J.K.

"Life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop
and look around once in a while you could miss it."
Ferris Beuhler

"Life has to be lived and thats all there is to it."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"When you cease to dream, you cease to live."
Malcolm Forbes

"Life is partly what we make it, and 
partly what it is made by the friends we choose."
Tehye Hsen

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"I have read Professor 
Whitehead's theory of realitivity,
but I don't understand it."
Albert Einstein

"There is nobody more irritating
 as someone with less intelligence and
 more sense than we have."
Don Herold

"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."
S.I.Hayakawa

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof,
 because fools are so ingenious."
Roger Berg

"You're not too bright.I like that in a man."
Kathleen Turner to William Hurt in "Body Heat",1981

"A wise man that walks in the dark with a 
blindfold on is not much of a wise man."
Chris Senkbeil

"The certain proof that intelligent life 
exists elsewhere in the universe is that no one 
has bothered to make contact with us."
Unknown

"Man is a genious when he dreams. 
Dream what you're capable of. The harder 
you dream it, the sooner it will come true."
Akira Kurosawa

"Think left and think right and think low 
and think high. Oh, the THINKS you can 
think if you only try!"
Dr. Suess

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"To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance."
Oscar Wilde

"Drink comes in at the mouth, love
 comes in at the eye, I raise my  glass
 to my lips, I look at you and sigh"
unknown

"Thats when you know you've found someone 
special. When you can shut...up for a minute 
and comfortably share silence."
Uma Thurman to John Travolta 
in Pulp Fiction,1994

"There are people who take the heart 
out of you, and there are people who put it back."
Elizabeth David

"All I ask of you
Is that you remember me
As loving you."
A traditional Sufi song

"When love and skill work together, 
expect a masterpeice."
John Ruskin

"Courtship consists of a number of 
quiet attentions...not so pointed as to alarm, 
yet not so vague as to be misunderstood."
Laurence Sterne

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"The reason grandchildren and grandparents 
get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
Sam Levenson

"Heredity is like a splendid phenomenon that 
relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings."
Doug Larson

"Putting a family member in jail is a good sign
 there is something seriously wrong in the home."
Ricki Lake

"Know from whence you came. If you know 
from whence you came, there are absolutely 
no limitations to where you can go."
James Baldwin

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"The most popular persons are those 
who take the world as it is,
who find the least fault."
Charles Dudley Warner 

"You kissed your own a**!"
Whipped(movie)

"Beware of men in little hats"
Lynn Herrick

"nothing is said that has not been said before."
Terence

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
Ben Franklin

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend 
to the death your right to say it."
Voltaire

"It's a wonder we don't dissolve in our own bath water."
Pablo Picasso

"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm."
Winston Churchill

"We are all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
The Cheshire Cat from "Alice in Wonderland

"Before I built a wall I'd ask what 
I was walling in or walling out."
Robert Frost

"Man has closed himself up, until he sees 
all things through the narrow chinks of his cavern."
William Blake

"its not that I'm afraid to die. It's just
that I don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

"And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but
The truth in masquerade."
Lord Byron

"Yeild not to evils, but attack all the more boldly."
Virgil

"I don't feel guilty for anything...I 
feel sorry for people who feel guilt."
Ted Bundy

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"Our customers don't ride in the little 
red truck, they run behind it sucking the fumes."
Lisa

" My life is like a highly over-rated movie:
you can't wait to see it, and when you do it's 
disappointing." 
KatiePeach

"Is there a limit to this thing?"
MartianBoy on computers

"You, my friend, have the mentality of a doorknob."
KatiePeach

"And a personallity to match!"
The Doorknob

"Thou shalt not be struck by a flying cucumber."
Lilbunnifoofoo

"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."
Petercottontail

"Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice."
MLatta

"Yes, God made man first, but there is 
always a rough draft before the final copy."
Unknown, but I wish I'd said it!!!!!

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