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On An Airplane... Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on an airplane flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked Mr. Falwell if he too would like a drink. Mr. Falwell replied in disgust, "Madam, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips!" Upon hearing that, the President handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have what he's having."
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