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A Blonde

A leggy young blonde was on her way home. She was wearing a very tight leather mini skirt. It was so tight that she couldn't take the step up on the bus, so she reached behind and loosened the zip.

It was to no avail - the skirt was too tight. She reached around and pulled the zip down a bit further but still could not make the first step. Suddenly she was lifted up by two strong hands on her bottom. She turned around and saw a young man smiling.

"How dare you!", she said.

"Well, I thought it'd be O.K. I thought by now we'd be friends, seeing you've already opened my fly twice."