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Let it Blow!

Tune: Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

        Oh, the weather outside is flighty
        And the winds are topping ninety.
        So, since we've no place to go,
        Let it blow!  Let it blow!  Let it blow!

        All the windows and doors are boarded,
        And supplies we all have hoarded.
        Until the batteries run low,
        Let it blow!  Let it blow!  Let it blow!

                It's a bit late for the hurricane season,
                But 'ol Nature needed one last shot.
                As if Mother Nature needs a reason
                To hit the coast with everything she's got!

        Oh, the beaches are all eroding.
        I hear a gas main exploding
        Since the storm's a Category fooooo(ur),
        Let it blow!  Let it blow!  Let it blow!

                Oh, the Atlantic's really churning,
                And greyness covers up the sky.
                We'll go out and watch our neigbors burning
                When our area's beneath the "eye".

        The insurance companies will holler;
        This'll cost millions of dollars.
        Well, hell, as long as it ain't snow,
        Let it blow!  Let it blow!  Let it blow!

        In Buffalo, it's ten below.
        Let it blow!  Let it blow!  Let it blow!

        Though the winds are blowing to and fro,
        Let it blow!  
        Let it blow!  
        Let it blow!