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Light
Bulb Jokes
- Q:
How many paranoids does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A:
JUST EXACTLY HOW DO YOU MEAN
THAT? HUH? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
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- Q:
How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- A:
Well, he think it's five but as we all know it's
only him, so
- Q:
How many people with multiple personaily
disorders dos it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- A:
One, but they're really three.
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- Q:
How many manic-depressives does it take to change
a lightbulb?
- A:
Only one, but they keep changing it back and
forth between the new and old bulbs. (Yes,
- anal-retentive
really does have a hypen.)
- Q:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a
lightbulb.
- A:
How many do YOU think it takes?
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- Q:
How many smokers does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- A:
Five, if they all light up together, the
lightbulb will too.
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- Q:
How many IRC or AOL chatters does it take to
change a lightbulb?
- A:
None. They're so busy saying hello, goodybe, and
kicking each off that no one ever has enough time
to get anything done!
- A:
One
- Q:
How many psychics does it take to change a
lightbulb?
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- Q:
How many heterosexual males does it take to screw
in a lightbulb in San Francisco?
- A:
Both of them.
- Q:
How many Timothy McVeugh's does it take to change
a lightbulb?
- A:
Only one, but first you have to strip the
insulation off the cord, wrap it around his legs
a couple of times, then plug it in. If MCVeigh is
holding the lightbulb at the time, it should glow
nicely!
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- Q:
How many Liberated Women does it
take to change a lightbulb?
- A:
Five. One to turn the bulb and four to form a
support group.

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