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Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A:JUST EXACTLY HOW DO YOU MEAN THAT? HUH? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he think it's five but as we all know it's only him, so
Q: How many people with multiple personaily disorders dos it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but they're really three.
Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs. (Yes,
anal-retentive really does have a hypen.)

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: How many do YOU think it takes?

Q: How many smokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, if they all light up together, the lightbulb will too.
Q: How many IRC or AOL chatters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're so busy saying hello, goodybe, and kicking each off that no one ever has enough time to get anything done!

A: One
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a lightbulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.

Q: How many Timothy McVeugh's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but first you have to strip the insulation off the cord, wrap it around his legs a couple of times, then plug it in. If MCVeigh is holding the lightbulb at the time, it should glow nicely!
Q: How many Liberated Women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to turn the bulb and four to form a support group.