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Yo' Mamma Jokes Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! Yo mamma's so fat, when
she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so old, she
farts dust. Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch. Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.Yo
mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. |
