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Mouse Balls

This supposedly true story is about a pastor (who is not a computer literate person by his own admission) as he told of a real phone call he received from the church secretary

Secretary: Pastor, we've got a problem in the computer lab where you met with the confirmation class last week. Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mice.
Pastor: What?!?! {thinking: we've got mice in there????}
Secretary: Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.
Pastor: {incredulously:} Th..th...they did what?????? How in the world did they do that?
Secretary: They must have used a screwdriver or something. Pastor: We've got some pretty sick boys... I... I... didn't even realize mice had balls...
Secretary: Yeah, they roll around on 'em all the time. Pastor: What?????? {still thinking of the little furry real animals} Well...what can we do?
Secretary: I guess we'll have to put 'em back on.
Pastor: WHAT????????!!!!!!v Secretary: Hmmm....Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!