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Little Jimmy asked God "What's a million years like to you?"
Knowing that Jimmy couldn't understand eternity God
said "A million years is like a minute."
Jimmy: Wow! What's a million dollars like?
God: A million dollars is like a penny.
Jimmy: Gee God you're so generous. Can I have one of your pennies?
God: Sure Jimmy, in just a minute.