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Questions (Good One Liners) What's green and has an IQ of 160? A platoon of marines. Why didn't Hitler drink vodka? It made him mean. What's the definition of saturated fat? Rush Limbaugh in a hot tub. When do you know you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. How many Hollywood agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten--but they'll accept 8. Did you hear about the priest who gave up drinking? It was the longest 10 minutes of his life. What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted. What happened to the leper when he walked into a screen door? He strained himself. Why did they take the new John Wayne toilet paper off the market? It wouldn't take shit off anyone. What's the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a beeper. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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