Here are some blond jokes:
A blond scientists wants to determine how far a frog can jump. So she gets a frog and commands it to jump. At once the frog jumps. The blond measures and rights in here journal : frog with four legs jumps 8 feet. Then she cuts of the two front legs of the frog. She commands it to jump. The frog struggles a bit but manages to jump. She rights in her journal : frog with two legs jumps 3 feet. Once more she cuts of the other two legs. She commands the frog to jump but it just sits there. Then the blond wrights : frog with no legs losses hearing.
There were two blondes on opposite sides of a river. One yells across to the other: "Hey how do I get across the river?" The blond replies: "Why do you want to know? You're already there!"
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
May 2, 2000- One night, after a long evening of drinking. Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road. after looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living snot out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police. As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, 'Shoot, I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman.'
