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TOP TEN AMISH PICKUP LINES

By John

10. Are thee at barn-raisings often?

9. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number

8. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?

7. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress

6. Say, my favorite movie is Witness too!

5. Are thee a model?

4. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet

3. Thy buggy has a bitchin' lacquer job

2. I got Sinatra tickets

1. Are thee up for some plowing?