Funny Stuff

Jokes

Stories

Pics

Quotes

Top Ten Lists

Other Stuff

Links

Guestbook

About Me

Y2K Countdown

Last Updated:

I am currently

Powerhouse
Hardware & Gaming

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S TOP TEN REJECTED MOVIE LINES

By John Boy

10. "My, what a lovely lace doily!"
  9. "Oww!  A paper cut!"
  8. "Man oh man, do I love fudge!"
  7. "It's not a purse.  It's a utility bag."
  6. "Do you have any of those 'ouchless' Band-Aids?"
  5. "Time to make the doughnuts, you bastard!"
  4. "Can you please open this jar of olives for me?"
  3. "Can you just let me keep my credit cards?
  2. "Help me, Letterman!  Help me!"
  1. "Who else loves show tunes?"