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TOP TEN REJECTED JAMES BOND GADGETS

By John...

10. Glove Compartment Slurpee Machine
9. Telephone Filter That Makes Caller's Voice Sound Like Harvey Fierstein
8. Pepper Grinder That Dispenses a Little Too Much Pepper
7. Aston Martin Sports Car with Dual Steering Wheels for Student Driver and Instructor
6. Gag T-shirt with Picture of Bond's Tuxedo on It
5. X-Ray Specs That Allow Wearer to Identify Fillings in Box of Chocolates
4. Stapler with Hidden Scotch Tape Dispenser
3. Underground Laboratory That Will Have Your Glasses Ready for You in About an Hour
2. Special Implants That Turn 007 into a 009, If You Know What I Mean
1. Ejector Pants