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LISTS... 10. Request that the British keep New Jersey9. P.S. from John Hancock: "Have a bitchin' summer" 8. Gratuitous reference to King George as "wig-wearing crumpet monkey" 7. Statement: Good-bye, fish and chips. Hello, Colonel Sanders. 6. Gag signature of Sonny Bono 5. Tear-off coupons good for discount at Philadelphia ale house 4. Promise to paint any car for $99.95 3. Demand for more rock, less talk 2. To show there are no hard feelings, please find enclosed a package of Vermont maple candy 1. Inalienable right to the pursuit of life, liberty, and leggy supermodels
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