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Hooters Complaints

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10. Losing money on "D-cup of coffee"

9. Environmentalists complaining about the Spotted Owl fritters

8. Loose, shapeless uniforms keep shrinking in the dryer

7. The FDA found silicone impants in the chicken breasts

6. Tanked-up Martha Stewart always getting in shoving matches over at the Mortal Kombat game

5. Workers' compensation claims way up for halter rash

4. Waitresses too often return to the university professorships from which they've taken sabbaticals

3. Some of the brighter customers have figured out they can make mediocre hamburgers at home

2. Ted Kennedy's unpaid bar tab now in the six figures

1. Competition from the International House of Bimbos