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TOP TEN WAYS THE WORLD WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF EVERYONE WAS NAMED PHIL LISTS... 10. Almost impossible to get personal license plate "Phil" 9. Ben and Jerry's ice cream now called Phil and Phil's 8. Expectant parents could be heard saying "Phils if it's a boy and Phil if it's a girl" 7. When caller to Donahue show said "Phil?" everyone in audience would reply "Yes?" 6. 007 fans look forward to classic line "Bond. Phil Bond." 5. Instead of screaming, "Watch where you're going, you stupid bastard!" New Yorkers would scream, "Watch where you're going, Phil, you stupid bastard!" 4. Could throw an office into total confusion by calling and asking, "Is Tony there?" 3. Teenage pranksters would call airport and have them page Phil Hertz 2. Wouldn't have to look in TV Guide to see who's on the "Tonight Show." 1. Most popular Beatle? Phil.
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