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SURPRISES IN MR. PEANUT'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY John Boy 10. First name: Keith9. His mother was half cashew 8. Sleeps in a big pile of dirt 7. Divorced first Mrs. Peanut after she became involved with a bag of trail mix 6. The Pillsbury Doughboy? Gay as a tangerine. 5. Peanut language not that different from English 4. Once shot out TV screen when Robert Goulet appeared on it 3. Belongs to a country club that doesn't admit pistachios 2. High school guidance counselor told him he'd never be anything but a huge unemployed freak 1. Once arrested wandering New York's Port Authority at dawn chanting, "Eat me!"
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