Jokes

Stories

Pics

Quotes

Top Ten Lists

Sounds

Other Stuff

Links

Guestbook

About Me

Y2K Countdown

Last Updated:

I am currently

Powerhouse
Hardware & Gaming

Trivial Pursuit

LISTS...

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(I'm still not over the pig thing...)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death. (Creepy!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the.....")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life.)

Butterflies taste their own feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)

Humans, pygmy chimpanzees and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig?)