So, if you have any remotely interesting IM conversations (or portions of), feel free to e-mail them to me (actually, I'm begging you to e-mail them to me). I know I'm asking a lot, cause no one even e-mailed me a UFO sighting experience... You can find my e-mail address at the bottom of da page.Keep in mind, these can be about anything, not necessarily aliens. I just really like this UFO toy I got at Goodwill.
Conversations are arranged newest to oldest. So what is the criteria, anyway? Well, if it makes me, my sister or anyone I know laugh, it's on here. (*signifies the funny person) November 2, 2001
IntegraGuy20: hello
*Schmazz*: hi. Who are you?
IntegraGuy20: this is Luke
Schmazz: Luke who?
IntegraGuy20: how are you today?
Schmazz: I'm dandy. But I still don't know who you are, my friend.
Schmazz: How are you?
IntegraGuy20: I am doing wonderful
IntegraGuy20: age?
Schmazz: Um, 89.7
Schmazz: You?
IntegraGuy20: 20
Schmazz: Oh, there is a lot of difference in age. I've got 69.7 years on you, buddy.
IntegraGuy20: evidently you do
Schmazz: Yeah, I liked Nascar before it was cool. Where do you live?
IntegraGuy20: nascar?
Schmazz: Huh? Why are you questioning the validity of that organization?
IntegraGuy20: I am from Oregon City
IntegraGuy20: how about you?
Schmazz: I live in an Oregon City as well. Starts with a Spring, ends with a Field.
IntegraGuy20: how old are you?
Schmazz: I thought I told you. Well, I haven't made it to the stage of three legs, yet. As the Sphinx said. I've just walked on two.
Schmazz: So did you see my profile, is that why you IM'd me?
IntegraGuy20: yes
Schmazz: I see, said McGee.
IntegraGuy20: so, are you not at all like your profile?
Schmazz: What gives you that impression? I'm just a couple of kooks. Well, one, actually.
IntegraGuy20: are you really 80 somethin
Schmazz: No, I'm not. I'm just being a little odd.
IntegraGuy20: how old are you?
Schmazz: Are you familiar with the Winger song "Seventeen"?
IntegraGuy20: no
IntegraGuy20: is that how old you are?
Schmazz: Yes, that's the joke there.
Schmazz: Do you have an Integra, or do you really drive a Gremlin with an Integra sticker?
IntegraGuy20: I use to drive a integra but now I drive a bmw but I havnt changed the name
Schmazz: Oh, you should get a Gremlin, they get great gas mileage.
IntegraGuy20: do you drive one?
Schmazz: No. I have a '84 chevy van with horrible gas mileage
December 27, 2000
CynthPnc: l/s/a
*Angie432*: english/female/17
CynthPnc: ca/m/18
Angie432: what language is ca
CynthPnc: how do u look like. also if u dont mind me ask what your bsize
Angie432: 32F
Angie432: 5'7, blond hair, blue eyes, sexy tan
CynthPnc: your a 32 f
Angie432: yes
CynthPnc: do u have a boy friend
Angie432: no
Angie432: do you want to be my aol boyfriend
CynthPnc: maybe
Angie432: maybe huh?
CynthPnc: am not with any one right now.
Angie432: on aol?
CynthPnc: can i be your boy friend
Angie432: oh cakes and pies!!
Angie432: yes!!!!!
CynthPnc: what u dont want me for a boy friend
Angie432: hell yes i do
CynthPnc: wish could met u
CynthPnc: your my baby doll
CynthPnc: your so beautinful
Angie432: oh thanks, your so sweet
CynthPnc: where are from baby doll
Angie432: oregon
CynthPnc: I dream about u
Angie432: are you asleep?
CynthPnc: no
CynthPnc: love u
Angie432: i love you
CynthPnc: I THIN AM IN LOVE
Angie432: whats your name
CynthPnc: DAVID
Angie432: i like that name
CynthPnc: WHAT YOUR NAME
February 18, 2000
GrantNM: hey wassup?
*Ellitterate*: Hey.
GrantNM: im grant
Ellitterate: So I gathered.
GrantNM:i was bored so i did a search 4 hawaii peeple
GrantNM: i live kaneohe u?
Ellitterate: Makaha.
GrantNM: kool
GrantNM: r u hawaiian?
Ellitterate: I got probed by an alien.
GrantNM: haha
Ellitterate: That's what they all say. But it's true. I have the tapes.
GrantNM: how old u?
Ellitterate:Kool-nutz. Dem alien's spooky.
GrantNM: im 18
Ellitterate: 18 brothers for 18 brides.
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