The Deepest Pits

TO
THE DUNGEON

Excuse Me ....

I was born at night ... but it wasn't last night! Nor did I just fall off the turnip truck either. The test (in advance of my giving it) is not going to be found by accessing the link you just tried. To the rack with you!

I've now released a particularly malicious virus that will activate all Year 2000 problems as of now, reformat your hard drive, scramble your microwave, and permanently code your VCR to play and record nothing but Rams football games.

Your only hope for salvation and release from the dungeon will be to perform a simple task...like develop a complete enterprise entity-relationship diagram for some small company .... say Daimler-Chrysler after their merger. Good luck, there's plenty of paper and pencils over there on that slab of stone with a stone bench. I'll check back ... every year or so.

By the way, if you're really creative and try to manually outguess me by changing URL's , i.e. changing session_2_test to session_3_test, I may let loose the dungeon monsters on you. They ain't anywhere on my web site, chump!

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