"THE PURITY TEST"

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Get One Point for each no. The More No's the better (or Worse--Who knows) "MOS" Stands for Member of the Opposite Sex. Good Luck! Have you ever... 1. told a dirty joke to an MOS 2. had a date 3. been out on a date after 4 AM 4. had a blind date 5. danced cheek to cheek 6. kissed an MOS 7. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position 8. kissed an MOS in the last 3 months 9. kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count) 10. been French kissed 11. kissed/been kissed on the breast 12. kissed/been kissed on the thigh 13. been aroused (actually says had an erection but was changed to fit women) 14. necked 15. necked for more than 2 consecutive hours 16. reached orgasm while necking 17. sucked on somebody's fingers/toes 18. had somebody suck on your fingers/toes 19. seen a pornographic book/magazine 20. seen a pornographic movie 21. committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 (or more)people going at it) 22. had an alcoholic drink 23. been drunk 24. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity 25. smoked tobacco 26. smoked marijuana or hash 27. used a stronger drug 28. fondled a woman's breast/been fondled 29. caressed an MOS's thigh 30. fondled an MOS's buttocks 31. fondled an MOS's genitalia 32. had your genitals fondled 33. done/had done a clitoral stimulation 34. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS 35. gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed 36. massaged or been massaged by an MOS 37. showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS 38. been undressed by an MOS 39. undressed an MOS 40. had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin) 41. had sexual intercourse outdoors 42. had sexual intercourse more than 10 times 43. had sexual intercourse with a virgin 44. had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night 45. had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions 46. had sexual intercourse in a car 47. had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours 48. had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to 49. had sexual intercourse using a condom 50. had sexual intercourse without a condom 51. had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house 52. had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months 53. had sexual intercourse while swimming 54. had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room 55. had anal intercourse 56. impregnated a woman/been impregnated 57. arranged/had an abortion 58. gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you) 59. had/ given someone a hickey 60. described a sexual experience to a third party 61. committed incest 62. attended an orgy 63. committed statutory rape 64. committed forcible rape (you should be shot) 65. been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp 66. accepted above 67. engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex) 68. engaged in fellatio 69. ??????? Well???? 70. masturbated 71. masturbated with another person in the room 72. masturbated to a picture 73. been caught masturbating 74. watched another person masturbate 75. been propositioned by a homosexual 76. accepted the above 77. been masturbated by a member of same sex 78. been orally stimulated by member of same sex 79. had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS 80. lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week) 81. displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS for the night 82. committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarassing situation) 83. been OOPSed on 84. spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment 85. slept with an MOS 86. wrestled with an MOS 87. had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion 88. had an STD 89. had passion cramps (been really really frustrated) 90. photographed/allowed yourself to be photographed or videotaped while performing sexual acts 91. worn an MOS's underwear 92. committed beastiality 93. tasted semen 94. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object 95. licked an MOS's anus/had yours licked by an MOS 96. played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything) 97. had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist) 98. experimented sexually before puberty 99. purchased contraceptives in a drugstore 100. committed an act of exhibitionism

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