Top 5 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

Here is my top 5 reasons why chocolate is better than sex. It is my excuse/reason why I love to eat chocolate.

1. Chocolate never turns you down with a bad excuse like "not tonight dear I have a headache"
   
2. You don't have to wake up next to chocolate the next day.
   
3. You never want to put a paper bag over it and fantasize that it is something else.
   
4. You never have to worry about safe sex with chocolate, they come wrapped.
   
5. Even if you are tired chocolate is still fun to enjoy.

As you can see there is always a good reason why to choose chocolate over sex. I just found out from someone that there is over 125 reasons why chocolate is better than sex.. wow, I didn't think that there were that many reasons.

Here are a few more reasons why chocolate is better than sex that people have sent me.

1. Once the rush is over, your only concern is disposing of the wrappers.
2. You don't have to ask chocolate if it is the mood.
3. Chocolate even tastes nice when you lick your fingers.
4. Chocolate is better than sex because it is not as messy.
5. When you say no, you leave it behind and you don't have to listen to it all night.

If you can think of other reasons why chocolate is better than sex, please let me know and I will add it to my list.

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