Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarians. One
of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog
turned to him and asked "What are you in here for, buddy?"

The dog looked depressed, "I'm in big trouble", he said, "My owner
has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to
go for rides  in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I
was so excited,  I pee'd on the nice leather seat. Now he's having me put to sleep."

"I know how you feel", said the second dog. "My owners have a
beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late
getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself..I shit all
over their nice carpet and ruined it. They're having me put to sleep,
too."

Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room.  "So what are
you here for?" they asked.

"Well," said the third dog, "my owner likes to do her housework in the
nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life!"

The other dogs nodded in sympathy, "So she's having you put to sleep, too, huh?"

"No," said the dog, "I'm having my nails clipped."
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