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the BULL......PLEASE
This couple go to an agricultural show way
out in the countryside on
a fine Sunday Afternoon, and are watching the livestock auctions.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned
off. A fine specimen,this bull reproduced 60 times last year. The
wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments:"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold:Another fine specimen.this wonder
reproduced 120 times last year.Again the wife bugs her husband."Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do
YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison...
The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen
reproduced 365 times last year! The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells:
"Thats once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure,once a day! But ask the announcer if they
were all with the same cow!"
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