This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he
wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class at medical
school and practice a little. Well, he uncovers
the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music
starts playing!

". . . On the road again, just can't wait to
get on the road again...".

Our student really freaks out! He runs and gets
(morgue attendant) and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the  cork out again,
"...On the road again..."

The morgue assistant is totally unimpressed..."So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever
seen?", the guy asked.

"Are you kidding?" says the morgue assistant, .
"Any asshole can sing country music!"

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