Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla
"How do
you spell dumb'?"
Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." The teacher says,
"Very good, now use it in a sentence."
"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good."
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