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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.-Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.-Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"  --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? --
The Irish  Times, Washington, D.C.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
      Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

        Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!  --
        Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

        God is dead. -Nietzsche;   Nietzsche is dead. -God
      The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

        If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
      Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

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