Little Boy's Prayer

A little boy who said his prayers every night would say,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless the cat,
and God bless the dog."

Well, one day the little boy was playing with the dog, and
the dog bit him. That night when he said his prayers, he
said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless the
cat, and I don't care what happens to the dog." The next
morning when they woke up, they found the dog--dead.

A few days later, the little boy was playing with the cat,
and the cat scratched him. That night when he said his
prayers, he said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,
and I don't care what happens to the cat." The next
morning when they woke up, they found the cat--dead.

A few days later, the little boy got in trouble with his
Daddy. That night when he said his prayers, he said,
"God bless Mommy, and I don't care what happens to Daddy."

Well, Daddy had heard the little boy's prayers every
night and remembered what had happened to the dog
and the cat. So, that night, Daddy stayed up until the
wee hours of the morning, determined that he would
fend off anything that tried to kill him. Finally, he gave
up and went to bed. He awoke the next morning, feeling
grateful that nothing happened to him and went to retrieve
the morning paper and the fresh milk bottle. When he
opened the front door; there was milk man--dead.

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