ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities
believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating bunny that kept going, and going and going. "Pinkie", as he was know to
his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of death. An emergency autopsy was performed eary this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual
over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and
coming, and coming......
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