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COFFEE.EXE Missing. Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Best file compression around: DEL *.*
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Access denied--nah nah nah nah nah!
Why doesn't DOS ever say "Excellent command or file name!"
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Ethernet (n.): something you use to catch the etherbunny.
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