Actual lawyers' question, compiled by the Massachusetts Bar Assn.

• How many times have you committed suicide?
• How far apart were the cars when the collision occurred?
• Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know it until the next morning?
• The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he again?
• Were you present when your picture was taken?
• Were you alone or by yourself?
• Was it you, or your younger brother, who was killed in the war?
• You were there until the time you left, is that true?
• These stairs that went down to the basement, did they go up also?
• So, what were you doing when your baby was conceived?
• Did he kill you?

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