40 Things To Do In An Elevator
1. When there's only one other person tap them on the shoulder then act
like it wasn't you.
2. Pretend the floor button gives you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
4. Call a bondage 900 line from a cell phone.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend, after a
while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
6. Bring a rug and take a nap in the corner.
7. Bounce a superball around.
8. Light a cigarette.
9. Drop a pen and when someone reaches to help pick it up, scream
"THAT'S MINE!"
10. Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously.
11. Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator.
12. Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask
from behind your desk "Do you have an appointment?"
13. When the doors close, break out the duct tape and work furiously to
tape the doors together. Ask for help too.
14. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
15. Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the walls.
Ask, "Isn't that a good picture of me?"
16. Leave your 12-foot long python alone in the elevator.
17. Litter.
18. Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.
19. Act like a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.
20. Clean your gun.
21. Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble!"
22. Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door
closes, push the stop button, post an out-of-order sign inside and go to
work on the access panel, saying, "this may take a minute."
23. Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "is that you, God?"
24. Stand really close to someone and sniff them.
25. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's O.K. Don't
panic...they open up again."
26. Push your floor button with your tongue.
27. Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anyone trying to get on that
the car is full and that they should wait for the next one.
28. Swat at flies that don't exist.
29. Shoot rubber bands at everyone.
30. When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field when
you try to leave.
31. Ride naked.
32. As people get on, ask for their tickets.
33. Push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill
yourself yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough.
34. If other people are talking, ask them to be quiet.
35. Inquire about the Bears/Yankees game.
36. Jump rope.
37. Bring a shovel and try to dig a hole.
38. Tell someone they've got a spot on their shirt, and when they look
down flick them in the nose.
39. Tell someone that you can see their aura.
40. Call out "Group hug!"
And the big bonus extra fun thing to do in a crowded elevator is:
** just one word: flatulence. (no offense intended)
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