1. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist.
2. If you stay at home and do the homework, you're a pansy.
3. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
5. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
6. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your behind and find something better.
7. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
8. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
9. If you cry, you're a wimp.
10. If you don't, you're insensitive.
11. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
12. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
13. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
14. If she asks you, it's a favor.
15. If you appreciate feminine frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
16. If you don't, you're strange.
17. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.
18. If you don't, you're unromantic.
19. If you keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
20. If you don't you're a slob.
21. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
22. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
23. If you're proud of you're achievements, you're up on yourself.
24. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
25. If you're totally beat after a hard day's work, you don't care about other people's needs.
26. If she has a headache, she's tired.
27. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
28. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
29. If you don't, there must be someone else.
30. If you change your mind, you're "wishi-washi".
31. If she changes her mind, she's flexible.

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