Have a pickle.

Obviously, if you've come here, you REALLY deserve a pickle. Dill, even. So treat yourself. There's plenty. The other mention of pickles was a mere decoy...a trap, even, to sort out the deserving from the undeserving.

Only good little boys and girls who are nice enough to read about Tony's ideas are worthy of a snack.

Sooooooo, enjoy yourself, my good friends...when you are done, we'll be waiting for you in the other room.