Hi there...I'm Tony Paglia, and aside from this silly little enterprise, I'm also a filmmaker. I'm currently a senior at the Rochester Institute of Technology, majoring in Film and Video. I plan to graduate in May, 1996.
Perhaps you'd like to find out a little bit about the kind of filmmaking that I do. Or, maybe you'd like to browse the Swarming Midget Film Name Archive, and maybe even give me useful suggestions for film names. Or, maybe, you'd like a pickle. Or, maybe you wouldn't like a pickle, but the thought of a schwa with an umlaut over it disgusts you, and so you'd like to leave the room.