Untimely Rock 'n Roll Iguana
Porcupine Hoist
Day-Off A-Go-Go
Habitual Scimitar
Childbirth Shot-Put
Seaworthy Larvae Precedent
Ham Watering Conundrum
Heat Rises
Rock Ribbed Sundial Anatomy
Taskmaster Rucksack Scramble
MSG Tympani Slipknot
Sepulchre Carrycharge Posterior
John Fletcher Oxymoron
Rotisserie Ostrich Propaganda
Ayatollah Raisin Adventure
Captain Courageous is a Lazy Arse

At the bottom of this list, scrawled in the same handwriting as found on the opening page, reads...

You have come to the end of the Swarming Midget Film Name Archive, dear friend. But do not weep...for the Archive is not yet finished. In fact, it shall never truly be completed...but you, with your persistence in reading this compilation must realize have an understanding of the importance of such collections. It is for this reason, that I invite you to make your own additions to this text...as many as you like...so that others may be inspired by the Muses of Sillyness, just as you have. Please...go ahead and write something.

Make an addition, or close the book, and leave the room in silence.