Termite Dormitory
Barrel O'Shotguns
Quail Hunter's Lament
The Inflammable Haircut Shennanigans
Meatloaf Toast Peril
Screendoor Hacky-Sack Revue
The Sandwich Market Papers
Rock N' Roll Curling Iron
Nicotine Goulash
Matchbox Carpet Treatment
Shoeshine Zipper Maintenance
Jalapeno Peril
Shoestring Noodle Tree
Manchurian Desk Rodent
Gum Wrapper Limbo
A Captain Courageous Christmas
Recycled Concrete Company
Breakneck Limburger Chase
Cheesesteak Washrag Trigger
Superhero Justice-Cam
Wallpaper Flytrap

"I'm gonna quit my job now and read these all day long..." or "Um...this could PROBABLY get dumber, but I don't care to see it."