Insulting yet funny comments made about Hanson
"I had a dream once, where I had to go up on stage in a school talent quest and give my impression of Hanson. So I went up and sang "Just a girl" by No Doubt." ~ Girl at my school, 12.
When my cousin, 23, was with me on holidays, he went around singing (if you can call it that) "Mmmbop.........Lollipop!........Mmmbop.........use a mop......." Acordingly to him, Hanson wasn't very imaginative in thinking up things to rhyme with 'Mmmbop' because the only thing they came up with was "du wop"....in his words....
The only positive comment my brother, 16, has made about Taylor is "He's got really straight eyebrows"
When I was watching my Mmmbop video, my dad came into the room, walked past the TV, and asked me "Oh, is this an all girls band?" They were singing on the flower at that point, so it's understandable.
We had guests over one night, and somehow the topic of conversation changed to Hanson. The male guest asked me about them, and I told him their names, ages + instruments. I was asked who my fave was and somehow the convo got onto how Taylor had won the "Hottest man on Earth" title in TVhits mag, (In Australia). Then came the critisism. The male guest questioned me with "Isn't he a little young to be called a 'man'?" etc. etc. you get the idea. But then......this really takes the cake.......everyone joined in with "Hottest kiddie" - coming helpfully from my dad, and then "Hottest infant" - also contributed by my dad, and soon it wasn't funny with dad putting in with a laugh "Hottest new Arrival". So, all the adults are laughing, hapilly..... but I hadn't had my say yet. I shot back with "Well, what would we put for YOU, dad? Hottest old person?" the geusts were having a ball with all this and then it started again. "Shiniest walking stick" and then my bro backs me up with mumbling "Fastest wheelchair". Then, we were ....even.....
"I don't like Hanson AT ALL. The only good song i like is Mmmbop and I will come to you and....oh.....I don't know..." ~ My cousin, 6.