2. Come to believe that the K-team can restore you to your sanity with a mere fee of $150.00 an hour.

3. Submit your will to the K-team we will help you rebuild your life in a positive and fulfilling way.

4. Do an inventory of your assets.

5. Liquidate those assets and leave an e-mail message informing us of your decision.

6. We will give you the name of a special Cayman Islands account that you can transfer those funds to.

7. Humbly ask us to remove these liabilities to help us strengten our assets for your recovery.

8. Make a list of all the people you have harmed and make prank phone calls to them.

9. Injure those that you hate.

10. Send threats to the manufacturers of Chap-Stick and Blistex blaming them for all of your problems.

11. Through prayer and meditation improve your concious contact whatever dietie (god) you believe in --editor's note-- we will not allow any Hare-Creshnas to use our program.

12. Throw away your chap-stick and GET A LIFE! The power is yours.