Heath R.Slummerson
Mr. heath r. slummerson
of the suck ass town of
emporium Pa. was found dead on Friday march 13,
1998 in the basement of his 7th. street home. Heath
had apparently overdosed on the combination of pop rocks ,
coca cola ,and crack cocaine. This was a strange death
because apparently when the coca cola reacted with
the pop rocks it cause a unexplainable chemical reaction
which caused Keith's head to swell to enormous proportions
and then explode then injuring his older brother Slummy
Slummerson. Authorities have no explanation for this strange
occurrence but an investigation is not likely because nobody
really cares about him .
Keith was a student at cameron
county high school
where his only so called "friends" were the members of
the eleate k-team . Keith was planning to attend the Air Force
after his suck ass graduation . but since he's dead apparently
he wont be going there since he's dead ? huh ? Well anywise ,
Keith never really had a future so now that he's dead nobody
really cares .
kieth is survived by Beth
, slummy , ernie and the rest of
the slummerson crew . in regards to Keith's death the families
comment was ," we really don't give a shit because we never
really liked him anyway ."
no arrangements have
been made for Keith because
nobody really gives a shit !